Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Secretly considering buying a Snuggie.

Trying your best to keep the company you work for afloat, while secretly hoping it goes down in flames. Literally or otherwise.

Having a good idea for a blog, starting it, and then failing to update it for a month.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Masturbating while reading the details of a sexual harassment lawsuit.
Eating shitty fast food, then telling people you made a delicious salad.
Hoping the accident causing this horrible traffic justifies the wait.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Calling any neighborhood that isn't predominantly white "sketchy."

Being white, male and American. And being seen.

Eating an entire jar of Claussen's pickles by yourself, in one sitting, and then drinking some of the juice.

Waking up your boyfriend because you're horny.

Dropping your roommate's toothbrush in the toilet.

Reading / writing blogs while at work.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Getting stoned at 1:00 PM because you don't have anything better to do.

Leading you on.

Secretly liking Creed.